Zero-G Tacos Playing Cards

Prepare for liftoff, earthlings, because the universe finally got the memo: it needs more tacos.

Introducing the Zero-G Tacos card deck, where we’ve solved the universe’s most pressing logistical problem—how to get savory, seasoned beef into deep space as quickly and chaotically as possible. This is not your grandma’s bridge club. This is a journey through the final frontier of flavor, where the laws of physics are merely suggestions and hot sauce packets achieve escape velocity.

Behold, the magnificent U.S.S. Carnitas, an interstellar delivery vehicle that prioritizes speed and aesthetic over, well, cargo containment. The back of the deck features an awe-inspiring, nebula-filled scene of our hero ship soaring past distant galaxies, leaving a glorious, slightly messy, trail of exploding tacos in its wake. It’s less a controlled delivery and more of an orbital flavor-bombing run.

Product features

- Vibrant, high-resolution color printing for striking backs and faces

- Smooth 300 gsm premium-coated cardstock for effortless dealing and shuffling

- Standard poker size: 2.5" x 3.5" (6.4 x 8.9 cm)

- Complete 52-card deck plus 2 jokers with printed backs on every card

- Clear acrylic box for safe storage and display

Care instructions

- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.